Beard Oil Collection: Four Bottles Only £29.99 Bearded Basturds

Beard Oil Collection

(4 customer reviews)

£59.96 £29.99

Contains: Each oil has the same carrier oil blend, which is Grapeseed, Mullein Flower, Andiroba, Sach Inchi, Tomato Seed & Meadow Foam seed oils. It’s the designer scents that split them apart.

Impact: A conditioned, healthy, shiny beard with zero greasy after-effect.

Oils Provenance: France, Argentina, Amazon Rainforest, UK, India & Italy.

Scent: Each blend is uniquely scented, please see the full description for the bottle breakdown, blogs for additional information & reviews.

Compliance: Members of the European Union Cosmetic Products Notification Portal (CPNP) under Regulation (EC) N° 1223/2009 (Article 13) with safety assessments, chemical analysis, research & testing by Oxford Biosciences, UK.

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Beard Oil Collection: Four Bottles for the price of two, only £29.99

This beard oil collection has four of our unique and top performing legacy beard oils together. These are our old-school original beard oils from when we started out, back with an improved carrier oil blend.

Beard Oil Collection: An Oil For Every Season

These beard oils can be used all year round, however, much sense can be made of using specific blends during the spring, summer and winter seasons. Our seasonal recommendations are in brackets, but again, all of the items in the beard oil collection can be used all year round.

  • Beard Oil Collection Bottle 1: The Ginger Basturd Beard Oil (Winter)

We actually designed this beard oil with the Scottish harsh winters in mind. We chose to pack it with nutrient-rich carrot (root) oil. As a direct result, you build healthier beard hair that will last the winter months in style.

Scent: The spicy and fruity scent comes from our blend of clementine, mandarin orange, sweet orange and black pepper essential oils.

  • Beard Oil Collection Bottle 2: The Basturd Midge (Summer)

This is a general summer oil aimed at keeping the beard protected from the sun, leaving it with an impeccable shine. This It will also help keep those pesky midges at bay. Our formulated scent is an official insect repellant.

Scent: The refreshing midge bashing scent comes from our blend of lavender, citronella, lemongrass and bog myrtle essential oils.

  • Beard Oil Collection Bottle 3: The Stoned Basturd (Winter/Spring)

This bottle also contains hemp oil. Your hair is made up of 90% protein, and hemp seed oil contains 25% protein and will contribute to keratin formation during the initial growth cycle of the strand. This extra boost of protein ensures that hair grows healthier, thicker and more vibrant. Feel free to read our hemp oil blog, click here.

Scent: The sharp and citrusy scent comes clary sage, lavender, and lemon essential oils.

  • Beard Oil Collection Bottle 4: The Slutty Basturd (Summer/Autumn)

This bottle is a 25ml version of our bigger value beard oil that comes in a 50ml size. Same magnificent beard oil, the same majestic scent that will heighten your chances of a sexual encounter, fact! Listing for the 50ml bottle can be found by clicking here. 

Scent: Ylang Ylang, Clary Sage, Bergamot and Grapefruit essential oils.

4 reviews for Beard Oil Collection

  1. ricowen (verified owner)

    Unbelievable value for money. Top quality products well worth the full price let alone the current special offer price.

    • The Author

      Thanks for taking the time out to leave feedback like this, Ric – too kind!!!

  2. Kev Daglish (verified owner)

    Amazing value for money. AB Whatmore has always been my favourite but the ginger Basturd is a close second. Looking forward to see if the midge will keep the midges away at the rugby ground…. it’s certainly strong enough ha.

    • The Author

      haha brilliant, Kev really apreciate the feedback, its a huge help for us and it helps with Google etc when others search for a solution to these issues. The strong scent comes from a herb in Scotland called Bog Myrtle btw Ironicaly the midges nest in them. However once you cold press the oils from within the herb, the smell is like cryptonite to the wee fuckers – 100% the best and most natural way to deter them. Its the female midge that bites…she needs human blood before she can lay her eggs that’s why they are so relentless to feast on us. Please let us know how you get on 🙂

  3. gers0910 (verified owner)

    I stumbled across bearded basturds because a friend from work recommend them to me. I bought this set of 3 and have only used the 2.

    1. AB Whatmore I use this on windy and wet days at work and it keeps my beard in a nice shape, beard doesn’t feel dried out with the elements and not a single hair can be pulled out as it greatly improves root strength.

    2. The midge ive used this for sunny days at work and I put it to the ultimate test over the last 30 hours. I trekked from Glasgow to Edinburgh(100km) for the BHF. Walking along the canal paths my group were under attack but my beard oil kept the basturds at bay !!

    Totally in love with your products and would love to be a tester and try out whatever new things you produce first !

    • The Author

      Thanks so much for leaving feedback like that, I keep saying it – feedback like this is like gold dipped in chocolate for us. It helps boost sales and this helps us grow. So on behalf of everyone here – thank you!!!! Glad the insect repellent oil helped you on your trek, nothing worse when they nest in the beard.

      We are in an exciting phase at the moment, lots of products pulled from the site latley to make room for new and imporoved ones – so I’ll add you to the list of guys willing to try out new products 🙂


  4. Liam (verified owner)

    Booked into the barbers a while ago for a proper tidy up. Bought the ginger bastard and after a week of using it,
    I knew I had found my brand. After a couple of weeks I ordered the three oils set, the soapy bastard (with peppermint), and the Jammy bastard beard balm. The ginger is still my favourite but the Whatmore is a close second. The midge has came in handy these past few weeks as well. All the products compliment each other perfectly and my beard and skin are in the best condition they have ever been in.

    You’ve got a customer for life!

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